Friday, October 24, 2014

Awww: Seattle Killing Makes Whites Upset (What Whites Have Done To Blacks For Centuries? Not So Much)


Wipe your eyes, Dear, at least it's not this for the entirety of your life 

Another mass shooting at an American school, making whites cry - my heart bleeds. Meanwhile, all whites can do is continue trying to justify the many deaths they've imposed on blacks, as another "good kill" that's well-deserved. 

 Well, so are their deaths - because we want everything to be "equal," right?
 

Mark Twain's Letter To An Alternative Medicine Man Is Still True Today (And Goes Double For Their Marks)

Dear Sir,

Your letter is an insoluble puzzle to me. The handwriting is good and exhibits considerable character, and there are even traces of intelligence in what you say, yet the letter and the accompanying advertisements profess to be the work of the same hand. The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. It puzzles me to make out how the same hand could have constructed your letter and your advertisements. Puzzles fret me, puzzles annoy me, puzzles exasperate me; and always, for a moment, they arouse in me an unkind state of mind toward the person who has puzzled me. A few moments from now my resentment will have faded and passed and I shall probably even be praying for you; but while there is yet time I hasten to wish that you may take a dose of your own poison by mistake, and enter swiftly into the damnation which you and all other patent medicine assassins have so remorselessly earned and do so richly deserve.

Adieu, adieu, adieu!

Mark Twain

When Good Whites Prove Whites Have Become Idiots Who No Longer Understand Taste Or The Value Of $



Few blacks could've pulled off a scam like this - but whites rarely suspect whites of anything

Let this be a lesson to all those silly, wasteful, insane Whole Foods shoppers, forcing the poor to pay top dollar for food now:

I like being right - no matter how long it takes to prove it,...

White Women Are Totally Oblivious To The Harm They Caused (And Still Perpetuate) Within Western Society


"Why do black women talk about white privilege? Isn't the issue male privilege?"

White women are part of the problem:

For example, if a white woman is too dense to understand the science behind ebola (to the point where she prematurely loses her bobble head and - before an almost totally white audience - declares "it's time to panic") and then publicly blames a black person for her own stupidity without ever offering a retraction of her claim, it's not a stretch to say that particular white woman is a danger to blacks:

Ann Althouse is a danger to blacks,...

Things I Thought Law Professors Were Concerned About Before (Like Ebola) I Was Exposed To Law Professors And Started Feeling Really, Really Sick


Some poor shmuck, praying whites will come to their senses - not going to happen 

 I know - we just weren't educated enough, by whites, to appreciate how much more important their needs are than ours: 


After witnessing how white women lie, steal, and get away with murder, I should've known they'd also assume assisting them was supposed to be everyone else's main concern in life,...
 

It's Fitting That A Slave Owner, Racist, And Rapist, Said "The Pursuit Of Happiness" Is What America's About








"Quote Of The Day" On White America's Distractions From The Problems White America's Made For Others


The last thing white Americans think of as an "important topic" is what they do to Americans
"There are more experts on CNN right now, talking about ebola in America, than people with ebola in America."
- Nick Bilton 

 If it's not ebola, then - clearly - it's "the profound loserosity of Martha Coakley" that's deserving of our utmost attention,...
 

Ann Althouse Suffers So Much From A White Woman's Feminism She Misses The Real Stuff By A Country Mile


She's probably worrying about Madeleine Albright's well-being

Here's an old white woman, who's been sitting on a block of concrete outside a gas station for months, with few paying her any mind. I've had ample time to see the reactions to her presence: 

White women avoid looking at her at all (brave and concerned feminists that they are) while men, when they can, tend to give her money and food. 

And who or what is Ann Althouse online bellowing about? 


 I shit you not. 

This makes Ann Althouse A) the loopiest law professor I have ever encountered B) a total media tool C) the absolute worst feminist I could have ever imagined, and D) someone suffering the worst case of White Women's Problems I've ever seen:

I expect, next, she'll be crying online that she never got a pony,...
 

Thursday, October 23, 2014

The American Right's Schizophrenic Appeal To Blacks


Rush mentioned Ann Althouse, Hannity didn't, and - like history - O'Reilly forgot she exists

I hear it now in everything they say:
"We're really trying to make it hard for you to vote - and we're constantly working to paint you as criminals - but, if you do vote, please do so with us."
And if they win on it, I guarantee you, they're going to regret it,...

Ha! Republican Governor Slips Up And Tells The Truth


New rules - we fix America's problems at the source

Chris Christie was just saying we should elect a governor for president, and now, here comes one who's not joining Ann Althouse & Co. in their "Obama's In Trouble" deception: 






A different America needs a different kind of white Americans

"Real improvements in people’s lives.” Awww:

There is absolutely no reason why most white people should be able to hear anything like THAT:

So Ann Althouse & Co. don't tell them,....